February 02, 2005

I am the Great Diannini!

My psychic powers stand unrivaled! I declare myself the new Nostradamus!

Here's me predicting the Sunni response to the Iraqi election.

Here's the Sunni response to the Iraqi election.

I also offer advice on love, food, art, and family. Reasonable rates and accuracy more or less guaranteed.

Posted by dianna at February 2, 2005 01:06 PM
Comments

green tea flavored kit kats!?

sorry, i went to read the article and then i got distracted.

Posted by: michele at February 2, 2005 01:31 PM

See, this is why I love the BBC. They're world leaders of reporting weird shit. I like the idea of a lemon cheesecake Kit Kat, personally.

Posted by: Dianna at February 2, 2005 01:42 PM

and passion fruit.

Posted by: michele at February 2, 2005 01:55 PM

Yeah. It's for the Japanese students who are really passionate about doing well on their tests.

Posted by: Dianna at February 2, 2005 02:04 PM

did i ever tell you about the red wine flavored gum i bought by mistake? in america, f'chrissakes, red gum = cinnamon. it does not = showing up to class at 8 AM with wino breath.

communists.

Posted by: katie at February 2, 2005 02:09 PM

In my current, inebriated state (as opposed to all of my other states, inebriated or otherwise...?), the name 'Diannini' is, perhaps, the funniest thing I've ever tried to say. Hold on, lemme try to say it again. Yep, still funny.

Posted by: Erik at February 2, 2005 07:22 PM

Die a KNEE knee. Wait, is it difficult or just amusing?

Posted by: Dianna at February 3, 2005 09:18 AM

in my head it was: die annie NI! (knights who say....)

Posted by: michele at February 3, 2005 09:28 AM

What did Annie Ni ever do to you?

Posted by: Dianna at February 3, 2005 09:46 AM

she beat me once at tetherball and then she slapped me across the face with a red herring. i escaped on a horse simulated by coconut shells. but then the french came. annie ni must pay.

Posted by: michele at February 3, 2005 10:09 AM

nono, i had no problem imagining the correct pronunciation, but when I actually tried to vocalize it it always came out with entirely too many 'ni' sounds...

just amusing, or at least it was last night.

Posted by: Erik at February 3, 2005 12:28 PM

Ah. That's where the inebriated part comes in, isn't it?

Posted by: Dianna at February 3, 2005 01:15 PM

di a ni (hic hic) NI ni (hic) ni (hic) NIiii...?

Posted by: michele at February 3, 2005 01:43 PM

Dianna and michele: Yes and yes. Since I haven't found a way to get away with being totally wasted at work yet, it's not nearly as funny right now.

Posted by: Erik at February 4, 2005 07:19 AM
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