September 01, 2004

Post hoc ergo propter hoc is perfectly good logic.

I got out of bed late this morning, dallied in the shower, and in the resulting terrible rush to leave the house on time I forgot to put anything in my earlobes.

On the way to the BART station I noticed that my head was hurting. It's still doing so.

I've decided that the hurting is a direct consequence of my unaccustomed ear-nudity (cf. the title of this entry). This means two things. One, I should be allowed and encouraged to wear large, heavy, obtrusive ear jewelry at work so that my head knows fully well that I'm wearing something there. This will make absolutely sure that there are no headaches to dampen my efficiency and productivity. Two, I should put the hex wrenches that came with the new desk chairs in my ears for the rest of the day. This will be hilarious.

Posted by dianna at September 1, 2004 10:12 AM