December 13, 2005


The shorter project manager and I were just hovering over the enormous fruit tart that my boss brought in for someone's birthday. "You can have this, right?" he asked. I inspected the label and sighed.

"Butter," I read aloud.
"Shit," he muttered.
"Skim milk."

I shook a reproving finger at him. "Don't say that in the office," I said.
"Oh," he said, looking startled. "Shit."

Posted by dianna at December 13, 2005 11:15 AM

Not even shit is vegan! Unless itÂs a veganÂs shit, I guess. But not really, since itÂs an animal product.

Posted by: jason at December 15, 2005 06:21 PM