A couple of years ago my beloved sister was applying for the Mellon Fellowship, which, as she pointed out, sounds like it has something to do with boobs. A grant for having a nice rack? Financial aid for getting breast implants? We came up with some good alternate names for it, because if there's one thing that unites the daughters of the Woolsey family it's a keen interest in breasts.
The Gazonga Grant
The Tit Trust
Mammary Monies
A D-cup Dispensation
A Dugs Disbursement
Rack Receivables
Cha-Chas Charity
The Endowment Endowment
Katie, were there any others? Anyone else, any ideas? It's amazing how synonyms for boobs and synonyms for grants just don't seem to start with the same letters. And please don't ask me how much time I've spent thinking about this, because it's embarrassing.
Posted by dianna at December 22, 2005 12:27 PMBuxom Bucks
Chest Cheddah (for the thug among us)
The Anna Nicole-Smith Foundation Scholarship
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