March 17, 2008


I just realized I don't ever have to worry about wearing green on St. Patrick's Day again. I have a great big heap of leafy greens permanently inked all over my back and arms, and if anyone tries to pinch me I will just turn around and kick them in the shins. Not because having a big green tattoo makes me hardcore or anything, but because I, like Kristen, have an intense and irrational aversion to being pinched. It's not quite as bad as being tickled -- last motherfucker tried to tickle me spent three weeks in traction -- but still I simply will not stand for it.

You know how there's always that one kid who doesn't understand the playground flirting rules? Yeah. I'm still it.

Posted by dianna at March 17, 2008 09:39 AM