December 04, 2003

And now, a stori... I mean story.

Last night my bartending classmates and I were chatting as we filled up our fake-alcohol bottles in preparation for our usual 30 minutes of high-speed drink drills at the end of class. Someone suggested that we should all have "bartending names" borrowed from the names of the liquors we're learning to mix. I was dubious, but to my surprise people started expressing enthusiasm for being called Drambuie and Curacao. Far be it from me to spoil their party.

"So, Dianna, what's your name?" I thought for a second and said, "Midori."

And that was that, and Midori is what I shall be called. But I admit I'm a little disappointed that no one asked why.

Posted by dianna at December 4, 2003 03:07 PM

i thought gothic names were weird, but bartending names?

i like midori, both for the dom and the sticky sweet liqueur that gets me giggly!

Posted by: meep0rz at December 5, 2003 11:16 AM


I'm sure soon enough the internet will be sporting a Bartending Name Generator, just like the Emo Name Generator, Llama Name Generator, Prison Bitch Name Generator, and everything else under the sun Name Generator. Just you wait.

I'm so fucking disappointed that that woman's retired from professional Domme-ing, though. The world just became a slightly less hot place. Perhaps I'll drown my sorrows in sticky sweet melon liqueur.

Posted by: dianna at December 5, 2003 11:24 AM


Posted by: EvErYtHiNg AnD nOtHiNg at December 7, 2004 08:37 AM