June 15, 2004

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I've picked up a habit of reading over people's shoulders on BART. How can I help it? My fellow passengers read a fascinating assortment of newspapers, magazines, novels and explanatory pamphlets that I simply don't have in my collection at home. Headlines grab my attention and I tilt my head to see what they say; the next thing I know I'm halfway in the aisle craning my neck and gawking. This morning it was a book called Becoming a Contagious Christian, and it was several minutes before I realized I was sneering and forced myself to stop.

Last week I was standing on a crowded train watching the woman seated next to me reading over a stack of papers. She had a pen in her hand and was making notes and corrections. I watched her cross out "$9,000" and write in "very little" on a memo, star several items on an agenda, and then turn to a company to-do list.

"Focus," she wrote carefully, "on key targets."

Thanks to her, my goals are now perfectly clear.

Posted by dianna at June 15, 2004 01:20 PM
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wow, it's like an incredibly clear blueprint for my life. "focus on key targets."

and all this time i've been focusing on the little piddly targets. why, god, why?

on a side note, i've always been vaguely worried that christianity might be contagious, but i always figured i was just a religious hypochondriac. now i feel vindicated.

Posted by: katie at June 16, 2004 03:37 AM

nod. more when i'm clever. coffee!

Posted by: didofoot at June 16, 2004 08:11 AM

Tea?

Posted by: Dianna at June 16, 2004 09:50 AM

pure caffeine shot into my bloodstream?

Posted by: didofoot at June 16, 2004 09:54 AM

The soothing comfort of a warm cup of steeped herbal beverage?

Posted by: Dianna at June 16, 2004 09:55 AM

water?

Posted by: michele at June 16, 2004 10:05 AM

crack cocaine? or at least crack cacao?

Posted by: didofoot at June 16, 2004 10:09 AM

cur-rack-a-row-row-rooowwwww?

Posted by: michele at June 16, 2004 10:24 AM

smack her ow ow ow?

Posted by: didofoot at June 16, 2004 10:29 AM

(back to the blog topic, sort of:) sometimes i write little encouraging notes to myself on work documents so that when i come in on monday i don't panic. like, "don't worry! you figured out how to fix this deficit on friday afternoon at 3:36!"

Posted by: didofoot at June 16, 2004 10:30 AM
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