Snoqualmie

Congratulations on your recent acquisition!

You, dear reader, have made an excellent choice to accessorize your wardrobe with a green PVC utility raincoat, size small, like-new condition. You really found quite a bargain on it, too! It's a great piece of clothing. It's completely impermeable, with a cowled hood to keep water out of your face and pockets that don't leak rain onto the inside of the coat. Knee-length is a perfect length for a raincoat, too, so you stay dry down to the knees even in driving rain. It's not quite so huge that you feel like you're wearing a poncho, but it is roomy enough that you can carry a purse or book bag inside the coat to keep it dry. To top it all off, it's lightweight and not too bulky, so you can easily stuff it into your satchel of choice and carry it around with you when it's not raining.

How do I know you've acquired this fantastic piece of raingear?

Because my dumb ass left it in Dolores Park at lunch today and didn't have time to go back and get it. Crap.