June 03, 2005

Please refer back to that Penny Arcade comic again.

My buy.com order has been declared missing. Someone somewhere in the postal service must have picked up the box, telepathically sensed what it contained, and realized how much richer their life would be if they had a snork feezle brbrbrbrbr whubba loofa poofa ding dong (item name ciphered to prevent it falling into the wrong hands). They were absolutely right. Everyone should have one. I can't tell you how much joy and how many life-changing experiences Jacob is missing by not having his. The reason I can't tell you is because I don't know, because he doesn't have it.

Poor, poor Jacob. He's gone so long without a snork feezle brbrbrbrbr whubba loofa poofa ding dong, but can he go any longer or will the stress and deprivation do him in? I guess in the meantime he'll have to content himself with a new KitchenAid stand mixer. Whoo hoo hoo hoo eeeeeee!

Posted by dianna at June 3, 2005 01:48 PM