Snoqualmie

what are you doing for your birthday this year? let's go back to great america! the fun fun rides of fun-ness!

I'm confused. Does this mean you're fated to have hot oral sex with another chick on your birthday? I'm totally lost.

aaaaaannnnnnnnnddddd, gene's first comment in a month, folks! and this is what he chooses to say. yes, that's gene for you.

it's 82 in my hood today. i think this means i have to have sex with a snowman. or maybe just violet beauregarde.

I was born in '82, but Claudine would probably object.

Why violet beauregarde? Now I'm confused.

she looks like an 8 when she balloons up at the chocolate factory, "violet, you're turning violet!" plus, the snowman wouldn't hold up so well in 82 degree weather. whereas a really rotund violet beauregarde can hold up in any kind of weather! she's amazing! like a roly-poly 8!

so she's the 8 and i'm the 2. to me the 2 indicates a little S&M tied-up action. you know, knees together, ankles tied, head bowed. do you see it? admittedly the knees are going to have to come apart and the back is going to have to arch... but whatever, i am infusing that 2 with extreme sexuality.

And thus I prove my hypothesis that Cementhorizoners are just as sex-fixated as anyone else, despite their habit of saying "ewwww!" if Jacob and I so much as kiss.

Good work Michele, especially. And Gene, while I wasn't specifically thinking of same-sex action here, lord knows I would not object. Actually, maybe the lord doesn't know. Hey, big sky dude? I'm just saying I'm not one to say no, okay?