May 02, 2006

I am a believer!

The 10-day weather forecast from presently predicts that on my birthday, May 7, the high temperature in Berkeley will be 69.

I believe that I am living in a time of omens! To resist is unthinkable!

Posted by dianna at May 2, 2006 08:51 AM

what are you doing for your birthday this year? let's go back to great america! the fun fun rides of fun-ness!

Posted by: michele at May 2, 2006 10:53 AM

I'm confused. Does this mean you're fated to have hot oral sex with another chick on your birthday? I'm totally lost.

Posted by: gene at May 2, 2006 11:54 AM

aaaaaannnnnnnnnddddd, gene's first comment in a month, folks! and this is what he chooses to say. yes, that's gene for you.

it's 82 in my hood today. i think this means i have to have sex with a snowman. or maybe just violet beauregarde.

Posted by: michele at May 2, 2006 12:02 PM

I was born in '82, but Claudine would probably object.

Posted by: Danny at May 2, 2006 01:22 PM

Why violet beauregarde? Now I'm confused.

Posted by: jason at May 2, 2006 04:16 PM

she looks like an 8 when she balloons up at the chocolate factory, "violet, you're turning violet!" plus, the snowman wouldn't hold up so well in 82 degree weather. whereas a really rotund violet beauregarde can hold up in any kind of weather! she's amazing! like a roly-poly 8!

so she's the 8 and i'm the 2. to me the 2 indicates a little S&M tied-up action. you know, knees together, ankles tied, head bowed. do you see it? admittedly the knees are going to have to come apart and the back is going to have to arch... but whatever, i am infusing that 2 with extreme sexuality.

Posted by: michele at May 2, 2006 05:00 PM

And thus I prove my hypothesis that Cementhorizoners are just as sex-fixated as anyone else, despite their habit of saying "ewwww!" if Jacob and I so much as kiss.

Good work Michele, especially. And Gene, while I wasn't specifically thinking of same-sex action here, lord knows I would not object. Actually, maybe the lord doesn't know. Hey, big sky dude? I'm just saying I'm not one to say no, okay?

Posted by: Dianna at May 2, 2006 08:40 PM