January 28, 2007

My cat's dysfunctional relationships.

She seeks comfort and love only from people who don't return her affection. I think it's unhealthy. Observe her recent interactions with a few of my housemates:

Lisa: [picking Peanut up and cuddling her] You love me!
Peanut: [squirming away and running under the bed]
Lisa: You don't love me.

Justyna: Mister Fluffypants!
Me: You mean Ms. Fluffypants.
Justyna: Come here Mister Fluffypants!
Peanut: [running away and hiding]

Elliot: Eh? Hmph.
Peanut: [walking on his lap and purring]

Ping: [holding out a hand for possible petting, at a friendly but respectful distance] Hi Peanut.
Peanut: [turning around and ignoring him]

Me: [flopping into bed and ignoring her]
Peanut: [trying to pet herself with my unresponsive hands]
Me: Oof. Lemme sleep.
Peanut: [purring and tromping all over my head]

If she were human, she'd need some serious counseling.

Posted by dianna at January 28, 2007 03:19 PM
Comments

I wish that comments were enabled.

Posted by: Zach at January 30, 2007 01:44 PM

Hey, it worked!

Now I wish for a kitten.

Posted by: Zach at January 30, 2007 01:44 PM

*POOF*

Posted by: Dianna at January 30, 2007 05:22 PM

That's no kitten! It's a space station!

Posted by: Zach at January 31, 2007 02:26 PM

Guh?

Posted by: Dianna at January 31, 2007 10:01 PM

Man, I don't even know anymore. Which is to say, I'm sure it made sense to me at the time.

Posted by: Zach at January 31, 2007 10:30 PM

But it's too big to be a space kitten...

Posted by: Jacob at January 31, 2007 11:24 PM

BUNNY!

Posted by: Dianna at January 31, 2007 11:52 PM
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