While scanning Craigslist for jobs in Portland just now, I came across this ad for a "Semi-Volatile Organic Chemist".
To Whom It May Concern:
I am writing to you in response to your classified advertisement of May 18th. Please find enclosed my resume, and with it my assurance that I possess several important qualifications for this position. While my resume may not demonstrate an extensive knowledge of chemistry, you may be certain that I am organic (strictly carbon-based), and semi- or indeed fully-volatile.
Thank you for your consideration.
Posted by dianna at May 18, 2007 01:31 PM